Stuff 6-year-olds say

"Mommy were you here when there were dinosaurs?"

"What is the opposite of sink?"

"What is the opposite of poop?"

"How do you make a bag?"

"I hadded a nightmare!"

"Can I have a snack for dinner and not dinner?"

"What does 'gxo" spell? What? It has a vowel in it!"

"Were rainbows here in the old days?"

"ALEXA! How much people is in the world?" [7.87 billion, says Alexa.)

"How do you say this?"

"I can't go to school today because I hurt my penis on the monkey bars."

"Is there a food named 'champagne?'"

"You're not the boss! Joe Biden is!"

"What happens if you minus a mile from 12 inches?" 

"Why did you make me the youngest kid? I want to be the oldest! It's not fair!"

"How do you get to be a celebrity?"

"What is the opposite of stapler?"

"How do you get to be rich?"

"If you have another kid I won't be the youngest! Can you have another kid?"

"How many days is 6 thousand million minutes?" 

Me: "Do you have to go to the bathroom? You're holding yourself." Ben: "It's just for fun."

"What is the opposite of God?"