Overheard during our pandemic winter staycation

"I hate winter! Why did you move here?" (Max)

"MOMMMMMMY I got the white gumball and it's spicy!" (Ben)

"MOMMMMMMY can you make me a charcuterie board for dinner? I'd like salami, some good cheese, grapes, those little pickles, pecans and anything else that's good." (Sabrina)

"Honey, I need razor blades. I sent you about twenty emails about which ones!" (Dave)

"Can you ask Alexa when the coronavirus is going to be over?" (Ben)

"I would just like a few minutes to read my book in peace. That is all I want! Is that too much to ask?!" (Me)

"We live in a shack!!! Ugh!!! I need to get out of here!!!" (Sabrina)

"Can I have ten more minutes? Please? Then I'll turn off the TV!" (Ben)

"Can I have five more minutes? Then I'll turn off the TV!" (Ben)

"Can I have two more minutes?" (Ben)

"Can I have one more minute?" (Ben)

"MOMMMMMMY IT'S NOT FAIR WHY DO I HAVE TO TURN OFF THE TV?" (Ben)

"MOMMMMMMY!!! My clothes smell a little funny! Here, smell this shirt! Don't you think it smells funny?!" (Sabrina)

"Sorry, I don't know where your phone is/plug is/Cat Noir doll is/jacket is/sweatshirt is/left shoe is! Wherever you left it!" (Me)

"Who is God?" (Ben)

"Can you Zoom with God?" (Ben)

"It's better in Los Angeles!" (Max)

"Honey, I need those peanut butter bites and not the double peanut butter ones because they make my stomach hurt, just the regular ones. Can you order like 20?" (Dave)

"Wait, what did you want me to do? Can you send me a text about it?" (Dave)

"Can I order DoorDash?" (Sabrina, repeat 237 times)

"MOMMMMMMY I need a big white drawing pad. No, that one is not good quality. I need it now can you go get one? There's curbside pickup! The store closes in 15 minutes! You still have 15 minutes!" (Sabrina)

"It's not 6:00, it's 3:00! That's Los Angeles time!" (Max)

"What do you mean the Barbie show is not good for my brain? I LIKE IT. It is GOOD." (Ben)

"I WOULD JUST LIKE A FEW MINUTES TO READ MY BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Me)

"MOMMMMMMY we don't have any good snacks!" (Ben)

"MOMMMMMMY we don't have any good snacks!" (Sabrina)

"I AM MOVING TO LOS ANGELES!" (Max)