Big B, little b, what begins with b? Two bossy brothers who drive each other bonkers

Max at bedtime: "Ben, give me a kiss!"

Ben: "NO!"

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Ben: "Trains!" as he grabs the TV remote control.

Max: "Fire trucks!" as he grabs the remote control.

Ben: "Trains!"

Etc. etc. etc.

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Max to Ben: "No biting!"

Ben: [Nibbles on Max's hand.]

Max: "That's disgusting!"

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Max to Ben: "That's my fire hat!"

Ben: "My hat!"

Max: "Mine!"

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Ben to Max: "Ewwwwww!" (whenever Max bugs him).

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Ben to Max: "Coooooookies!"

Max: "No cookies!"

Ben: "Aaaaaaargh!"

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Max to Ben: "No, Ben!" as Ben is on the verge of leaping off the couch.

Ben: "Yes!" as he jumps.

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Ben to Max: "Wuv you."

Max to Ben: "I love you."

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Totally. Typical.