Sablog (a "blog" by Sabrina, age four)

For today I was thinking of writing about spanking your children, giving them human growth hormone and other low-key topics, given that yesterday's rant about child harnesses didn't generate much flack. Instead, I decided to go with this controversial post, courtesy of Sabrina.

So, would you like to talk about Max?

Sabrina: "No, about me. Because I like myself!"

And what would you like to tell everybody today?

Sabrina: "I want to tell everybody that I have an Ariel doll. And, and, I was, was, watching Peter Pan. But I didn't eat. Mmmm.... I was cold. That's all the questions."

OK. Let's talk about Max!

Sabrina: "OK!"

What do you want to tell everybody about Max?

Sabrina: "He likes to watch Cars. And he eats so well. And he likes Wall-E. That's all the questions for Max, too."

Do you like to help Max?

Sabrina: "Yes."

Why?

Sabrina: "Because he's my sister."

Silly! Think about that. He's your sister?

Sabrina: "Oh. He's my brother. But who's the sister?"

You don't have a sister! What are your favorite things to do with Max?

Sabrina: "I like to share. And I like to play with him. And, and, um, and I like to play with my Belle doll and Snow White and Jasmin and the new doll and....what's her name...Ariel."

Does Max like to play outside?

Sabrina: "He likes to go on the swings."

Does Ariel like to go on the swings?

Sabrina: "No, she's a mermaid."

Why can't mermaids go on the swings?

Sabrina: "Cause if they sit on the swing their tails will fall off. That's all the questions."

Thanks for talking to everyone, sweetie. You look beautiful in your mermaid outfit.