Monday, December 29, 2008

Monday Morning Confessional: A word from Brad Pitt


Hi there. Ellen lined up some guest posters while she's on vacation, and I was psyched to help. I knew Ellen way back when, before Jen.

I haven't yet told anyone this, but Ellen dumped me. I still think about her.

You know, I missed her post about how many kids to have, but I say the more, the merrier! Six is great!

Ellen's really a babe. And smart. And cool. Angie's almost as amazing as she is.

I'm not sure why Ellen dumped me. I mean, come on, what does Dave have over me?

OK, later.

—Brad
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6 comments:

  1. LeanneDecember 29, 2008 at 9:09 AM

    Uh huh. Funnnnny. :)

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  2. S HDecember 29, 2008 at 9:59 AM

    Thanks for making me piss my pants!

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  3. GlobetrottingbrideDecember 29, 2008 at 12:28 PM

    Dave's great and all but I sure miss Brad making us coffee every morning (topless of course) when we lived in hoboken...

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  4. * ~ *Jessica* ~ *December 29, 2008 at 12:58 PM

    That's too stinkin' cute! :)

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  5. AnonymousDecember 29, 2008 at 3:36 PM

    You're so funny!

    Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning, even before coffee!

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  6. Jennifer OrtizJanuary 3, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    LOL! Can I borrow Brad when I am on vacation??? Can I take a vacation?? I really want one. You give me hope that life can return to some sort of normalcy

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Thanks for sharing!