Heard at our house this week

"Honey, I think he's hungry."—Dave

"Why does he have a Ralph Lauren onesie and I don't have anything Ralph Lauren?"—Sabrina

"I uh oooh, a-ee en!"["I love you, Baby Ben!"]—Max

"I think it's too soon to take him outside, he's so little."—Dave

"Dave, would you please remember to close the wipes case or they'll dry out?"—Me

"When I told him that Mommy was coming to get him, he got quiet!"—Sabrina

"Honey, I think he's hungry."—Dave

"He's the best little baby ever, exactly the way I pictured him!"—Sabrina

"En ayes ih oooh-ies!" ["Ben makes big doodies!"]—Max

"Your belly looks smaller but it's mushy."—Sabrina

"Honey, I think he's hungry."—Dave

"Why can't I stand up and hold him? Don't you TRUST me?!"—Sabrina

"Guys! I am operating on four hours of sleep! Can't you at least put the dishes in the dishwasher?!"—Me

"Should Ben be listening to HGTV? I don't think it's good for him, and I know."—Sabrina

"I'm ur eh uh-er, a-ee en!" ["I'm your big brother, Baby Ben!"]—Max

"Is the light in his room too bright? Do you think it's hurting his eyes?"—Dave

"But he just ate, like, an hour ago! And if you start eating too much, then you never want to stop!"—Sabrina

"I don't like those onesies you have to pull over the baby's head, I think they're dangerous. His head is so fragile!"—Dave

"Are you going to have another baby?"—Sabrina

"Wait, did you hear him burp or did I just imagine that?!"—Me

"I aye ih ooh-ies?" ["Did I make big doodies when I was a baby?"]—Max

"When I put him down in the crib, his head fell back a little before his body was on the mattress, do you think that's OK?"—Dave

"When can he eat chocolate?"—Sabrina

Neighbor: "How much did he weigh when he was born?" Mush-brained me: "Six foot three!"

"The baby book says.... [INSERT 2,500 FACTS FROM THE BABY BOOK.]"—Dave

"Ha ha ha! You just changed his diaper and he squirted! Ha ha ha ha ha!"—Sabrina

"Honey, I think he's hungry."—Dave

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